Ode to Nyquil

As we draw nearer to the BEST holiday sesaon of the year...I find myself struggling to breathe through my nose, unplug my ears, and not cough so hard that I displace a rib. I guess if the bless-ed flu/cold bug was adament about residing in my body, thank the Lord that it is THIS week instead of next. But if it's all the same to anyone else...I'd rather pass on the whole event altogether. But if it must be...I thank the Lord for NYQUIL! The mormon's version of "getting liquored up". Ahhh...that sweet burgandy colored, berry flavored liquid! (I can't stand the green version!) Did someone out there say DAYquil? Nuh-uh...I'm hitting the hard stuff and sleeping it off. I put off the grocery shopping, errand-running, Christmas-present-finishing-up until today. I just couldn't let it go on any longer. So I braved the bone-chilling air today and accomplished those tasks. But now...as groceries sit in the refrigerator, Christmas presents are awaiting wrapping...I am going to partake of that bless-ed liquid and drift off into slumber.
Ahhhhh....I love Nyquil. Hopefully one nostril will clear by tonight.